Zombie Castro

I have a theory. Castro been around for so long, I feel that the Cuban people won't accept his death. Fidel has been ill lately & his people say he's getting better. I believe the Cuban government is plotting to zombify Castro. This way, he'll still be around to oversee things...as a zombie forvever. It'll be like that film Weekend at Bernie's {Weekend at Castro's}. The gov't will prop up Castro for speeches. The prefect title: Weekend at Castro's: Havana Nights. Hope I get the greenlight!

Forever Castro, forever zombie.